Yeah. So I pulled a leaf out of my butt today (don't ask... *headdesk*). Moral of the story: Chew your food properly dammit! Especially very very long pieces of seaweed. Or else! Butt pain!
Whilst in the process of, uh, removal of said leaf... I was thinking, how the heck do people even enjoy buttsex. Even a teeny teeeeeeeny thing (in diameters lol) like a smooth seaweed leaf can give me butt pain, let alone a *beep* (insert object/ body part here :P).
People must be crazy. Indeed.
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