Where I compare Rupe Grint to a nice medium-rare juicy juicy steak...

I just watched the trailer of Cherrybomb (which stars Rupert Grint) and a couple of pics from a Photoshoot which has him looking painfully sexxeh!!

I mean, I'm so used to seeing him as a dorky teenage boy, and now (maybe its the hairstyling?) he looks like he's grown up and finally dishing out some sex appeal instead of dork appeal (which is nice too, but doesnt start you off on a Youtube frenzy *headdesk*

Its also nice to see that he has a good, proper meaty body (something todays young actors kinda lack o_o) which reminds me of Dan Radcliffe pre-Equus days. Not fat, but not thin or rock hard muscular and sculpted *ahemdanielradcliffeeahem*, just nice and meaty :D. Like you could sink your teeth into him and get a satisfying mouthfull, and not chip your tooth off some abs of steel.

Ooh and he's not a hairy beast either, unlike some of his Harry Potter co-stars :P (sorry Daniel Radcliffe, but your chest and belly hair scares me 0_o) But then again they may have shaved it all off for the movie. But why??? Its not very often you see red chest hair and red pubes on the big screen yanno! At least give me that chance to get freaked out!!!

Ok. Back to perving. ~~ *floats away happily*

Take time to chew... OR ELSE! *dundundun!*

Yeah. So I pulled a leaf out of my butt today (don't ask... *headdesk*). Moral of the story: Chew your food properly dammit! Especially very very long pieces of seaweed. Or else! Butt pain!

Whilst in the process of, uh, removal of said leaf... I was thinking, how the heck do people even enjoy buttsex. Even a teeny teeeeeeeny thing (in diameters lol) like a smooth seaweed leaf can give me butt pain, let alone a *beep* (insert object/ body part here :P).

People must be crazy. Indeed.

And from your lips, she drew the Hallelujah...

YAY my mid-sem exam for clinical nutrition is finally over!!

Commence rational, less-stressed thinking!!! wheee~~!

First off. The other night I ranted to Simon about my sexual frustrations (Come to think of it, it was also prob due to the stress coz now my libido is like, negative 50. Not even the slightest bit horny. It's prob the Pill kicking in) and he suggested I go over to Adelaide and we shag, since he wants it and I want it.

Haha omg at the time it was so tempting! Brain was confused between yes and no but Sex Drive was saying yessssssss all the way!! At that point I was so up for it, i was checking out flight prices to Adelaide (should've been studying, but procrastination is my forte)

*headdesk*

But now that my head is clear, i dont think i want to pay so much money to go to another state just to have sex with a guy. there just isnt enough pro's for me to go to Adelaide compared to Melbourne.

Hooray for rational thinking :D

I also ranted to Chrissy about it and told him about the whole Adelaide thing and now i think he thinks i'm some sort of cheap slut. (｡＞0＜｡)

Secondly. i am so so so so so in love with Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah song. Oh my god his voice. Is. So. Heartbreakingly. Heartbreaking.

And he was beautiful. I say was because, well, he's dead （ｉДｉ）

Like a Virgin

Only that i'm not being touched for the very first time.

Make that not being touched at all.

Yes, its official. In the land of Oz, i am the last remaining virgin (ooh cherry red for an unpopped cherry!) among my friends. It sucks that we started out on the same level but now they've gone where i havent gone before, so to speak.

Not that i mind much or anything... but i'm beginning to wonder if there is something physically or psychologically wrong with me? I mean, do i have an extra arm sticking out the crack of my arse that i'm not aware of? Do i scream murderous thoughts out in my sleep? OR WORSE, can people actually hear my often preverted and strange thoughts out loud when i'm staring into space??

Or is it because i weird guys out when they catch me staring at their crotch region most of the time (god, i am depraved ( ￣っ￣) ... ) hey i am short OK its not my fault that it "so happens" to be in my line of sight!

is my left hand going to be my only lover?? (man do i sound like a man!) will i end up as the 50-year old virgin?? FOREVER??

AND EVER!!!??!!?!!! *dundundun ominous sound effect!*